Life is Dildos and Then You Die

(Source: magpieinthesky)

Parsley goes with everything
everything

everything

Also if you’re going for diuretics, use dandelions.

(Source: dancequeen1284)

thebattlefrontier:

“i only play the 151 pokemon because they were the best and most original”

(Source: morticcian)

(Source: surferdude182)

(Source: ramenjesus)

becrazy-regretnothing:

I looked at some Skrillex lyrics and this is what I found.

(Source: 28lives)

khunceited:

my dash makes me laugh sometimes

my dash makes me laugh sometimes

(Source: mechanicalize)

integratedserket:

why is this
in macro format
are we finally at the point where this is the only way people can communicate
wait i have prepared for this day

integratedserket:

why is this

in macro format

are we finally at the point where this is the only way people can communicate

wait i have prepared for this day

(Source: rjoop)

drugsareradmkay:

fur sure

I picked up this show. Best decision!

(Source: nohope4theehumanrace)

bemusedlybespectacled:

#oh my god mark you can’t just ask people why their helmets don’t have horns

(Source: tavalouris)